Posted by
gilroy man on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 11:39:08 PM
The dream scenario
Lately, Republicans and Conservatives are feeling depressed, because they think Obama’s got the nomination locked up. Never fear, I have a solution.
The latest polls show Obama at 47% and McCain at 41%. How can McCain make up this deficit? By introducing the correct third party candidate. And I don’t mean Bob Barr.
No, I mean Alan Keyes. Yes,, the OTHER black candidate for president. Did you forget about him? The media would like you to, because he’s the biggest threat to Obama.
Think about it. Obama has 90% of the black vote against McCain. What if Keyes cuts into that vote? Since neither candidate can muster 50%, there’s plenty of room for third party candidates. And the beauty of it is, Keyes takes votes from Obama that McCain never had a chance at anyway.
So here’s how it might break down. Keyes gets 5%, Obama gets 47%, and McCain gets 48%. Which is a victory in more ways than one, because black candidates will have received over 50% of the vote for the first time in American history. Conservatives can club the advanced and sophisticated elites over the head with that when they try to complain that Obama lost.
Don’t like either major party candidate? Vote for Alan Keyes. You might really like the results come election day.